cheatcommandos:

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff

canisantiquus:

dakotaangel:

Early Fall Morning #2 by petlover44 on Flickr.

This cream tabby’s pattern is restricted around the chest and collar (doesn’t appear to be due to her white spotting), but has obvious mackerel striping along the back and extremities. See it better here.

   /l、 
(゚、 。 7 
   l、 ~ヽ 
   じしf_, )ノ 

04.24.2014 / +12506 / sexioto / crystalpony

make me choose | doomsdayy asked Meg or Tessa?

04.24.2014 / +687 / wingspala / howboutnovak

tennantbutt:

STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE WORRIED ABOUT “HETEROPHOBIA” AND JOKES ABOUT THEM ON THE INTERNET WHEN THERE ARE SOME COUNTRIES WHERE ITS LITERALLY ILLEGAL TO BE LGBTQ+ OKAY SHUT THE FUCK UP

04.24.2014 / +5326 / tennantbutt

mostlycatsmostly:

(via Lolo)

04.24.2014 / +199 / mostlycatsmostly

ifidieidiewithyou:

Marius being dorky (which is not unusual).

grumpyfaceurn:

tarainunderland:

The worst thing about musicals is not being able to choose who you want to sing along with.

Do I sing along with Gabe or his dad?

Do I sing Roger or Mark?

Am I a Raoul or a Phantom today?

IT IS EITHER VALJEAN OR JAVERT

  • judge: why did you kill that man
  • me: it's a metaphor
  • judge: oh....ok lol

bombing:

i want two million dollars in marked bills. i want each one of them to be marked with a small happy face to represent me when i receive the cash. then you can have your son back

reallyreallyreallytrying:

this millionaire crocodile owns a chain of swamps. but how? and why???

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this